Funny Like Tinker Getting Attacked by Stuffed Polar Bear

My boy Mike Doe's been making funnies again. He's raising some hell so you might want to read him before he gets hauled off (again!) to county jail.

Brunch in East Village, Rock in West Village
Meatapalooza, or The 7 Day Carnivore Diet, Day 1
Meatapalooza, or The 7 Day Carnivore Diet, Day 3
An Anti-"Celebrity" Manifesto, Part 1
The Simpsons Movie...Less than 72 Hours to Go!

Vodka + Model Chicks = Lots of Bar- and/or Catfights

Don't get me wrong, I am a big fan of models. They are good for business and good for keeping old Dalton happy, if you know what I mean. Although Wade Garrett was just obsessed with models, especially the ones in the hot wheeler magazines. Anyway, but I digress.

However, I am less crazy about skinny models drinking vodka, a new trend reported on by Mike Doe. Put skinny models together with vodka and you get nothing but trouble. Lots of barfights, catfights, throwing up and dudes just generally being rowdy and dudettes generally being really really drink, albeit skinny.

Anyway, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

A Great Man Twitters

Some great news to report about a wise and wonderful dude: my friend Mike Doe is now doing his thing at http://twitter.com/mikedoe.

Long Lost Friend Stops by the Double Deuce

Naturally, when a friend disappears, or seems to, I assume that Brade Wesley, that evil, evil man, is responsible for the disappearance. At the very least, it's only natural to assume my missing friend has had his throat ripped out.

Luckily, for once, this is not the case. My longtime buddy Mike Doe is back...and he appears unscathed! Apparently he'd faced down some trials and tribulations, although Brad Wesley was not responsible for any of them...at least not directly.

Welcome back, Mike Doe...your money's no good at the Double Deuce!