Rocky Balboa...a Good Fighter and Hair Spray User

I wanted to acknowledge the great pugilistic contributions of Rocky Balboa. My friend South Philly Phil's been paying tribute to the man. Rocky's truly one of the greats and, in my mind, is the Dalton of professional boxing.

Wade Garrett...A True Friend

True friends are made not born. Wade Garrett was a great man. He could beat up fools all night, then take care of 2-5 of his lady friends...and then finish up the night with some morning philosophizing at the local diner...with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other the whole time.

Wade Garrett, you were the man. I miss you, my friend!

A Recent Photo of Yours Truly, Dalton

This is I, Dalton, last week at the Double Deuce.

I Am Dalton, from Road House

Yes, it is true. I realize from my connections to the World Wide Web that numerous people have been speculating about my next move. It has been awhile since my exploits were chronicled in the motion picture, Road House.

Well, here I am, on the screen of your computer monitor.

I am Dalton.

Dalton lives.